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Dear Iris,
This is a bit difficult for me to explain, but Abner is refusing to come out of his/her emo corner. I've known this for some time now, but I became increasingly aware of the matter when I discovered the internets while your Kismesis (???) and I saw Deirdre write a fanfiction about an innocent bystander. I'm sure you're sober enough to comprehend how important it is to brush twice a day. I'm making Katia return the genesis frog , but she insists on keeping the Jersey Shore DVDs as a memory.

Bring me a Monster and I am yours forever,
Thayer


 How to complete it:


Dear [person who tagged you/you stole this from/your watchers/whoever]
This is a bit difficult for me to explain, but 1_____ 2_____. I've known this for some time now, but I became increasingly aware of the matter 3_____while 4_____ and I saw 5_____ 6_____ 7_____. I'm sure you're 8_____ enough to comprehend 9_____. I'm making 10_____ return 11_____, but he/she insists on keeping 12_____ as a memory.

13_____,
[Your username/name]

1) A character from Iris' novel

2) Favorite fruit?
Apples - Is going to attempt to murder you tonight
Pears - And you are getting married
Oranges - Thinks your blood is delicious
Bananas - And you are related
Cherries - Is actually a unicorn
Peaches - Is the monster living under your bed
Apricots - Is refusing to come out of his/her emo corner
Grapes - Fell down two-hundred flights of stairs
Dragonfruit - Is allergec to your earlobes
Starfruit - Is responsible for your lost pokemon game
Craisins - Is about to burn your house down
Dinosaur Eggs (yes that is a legit fruit name) - Broke into your house and stole your parents
Watermelon - Confiscated ALL your money and spent it at Olive Garden
Other - Wants to play a "game" with you

3) What color shirt are you wearing?
White - Three seconds ago
Black - Ten years ago
Yellow - Last night
Red - When I read Homestuck for the first time
Blue - When you learned how to do long division
Green - The day before I was born
Orange - When I discovered the internets
Purple - Last Christmas
Other - On April Fool's day

4) Your horoscope sign?
Aries - With your Kismesis
Taurus - Under your bed
Gemini - In your stairwell
Cancer - With Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
Leo - On a faygo crash
Virgo - In prison
Libra - On a sugar high
Scorpio - In your dream bubble
Sagittarius - At the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
Capricorn - Being stabbed by Jack
Aquarius - In a castle far away where no one can hear you *beepbeepbeepbeep* soup *beepbeepbeep* with a bucket of *beepbeepbeep* and a stick of dynamite
Pieces - Drawing "art" for Caliborn

5) Favorite Character of mine/Iris

6) What color are your socks?
White - Throw mashed potatoes at
Black - Violently murder
Yellow - Drop a piano on
Red - Engage in a pillow fight with
Blue - Write fanfiction about
Green - Defenestrate
Orange - Win a Pokemon battle against
Purple - Sell "potions" to
Other - Engage in ministrife with

7) What is your eye color?
Grey - My matesprite
Blue - My moirail
Hazel - Andrew Hussie
Green - An innocent bystander
Brown - EVERYONE

8) What is you hair color?
Black - Man
Brown - STRONG
Blonde - Crazy
Redhead - Sober
Dyed - Drunk

9) Which one of these foods is your favorite?
Sandwhiches - That I cannot put up with your time shenanigans any longer
Pasta - How important it is to brush twice a day (x)
Salad -That putting toast on your feet *will* make you hover
Pizza - That I warned you about stairs, bro
Seafood - How much I want to tear your arms off
Chicken - That Con Air is simply the best there is

10) Second Favorite Character of mine/Iris'

11) What month were you born in?
January - Your Faygo
February - Your copy of MLP
March - your pokéball
April -  The genesis frog
May - The Tumor
June - your mom
July - Lil Romeo
August - Casey
September - Your scottie dogs
October - Your mail
November - Your chalk
December - Your fancy Santas

12) Favorite kid in OHSHC?
Mori - Your moldy piece of cheese
Honey - Your dirty fanfics
Tamaki - That old bottle of apple juice
Kaoru - Your dog
Hikaru - Your mustache
Kyoya - Your arms
Haruhi - His/her common sense
Other - All the irons in the fire

13) Current mood?
Happy - Go join the irons in the fire
Depressed - tumut
Bored - Let's play a game
Nervous - Good luck not being killed by Hussie
Excited - Go take a long walk off a short staircase
Other - Bring me a Monster and I am yours forever (x)

DO THIS.
Enjoy!

That is all.

Pencil Problems

Okay, so you know what the most irritating thing ever is? When you run out of lead. Only, all of your lead is 0.7 and every single pencil you own is 0.5 and for some reason this made sense before.

I mean, really. That's ridiculous.

Michaels is one of my favorite stores ever. I went there today because I needed to get a frame for this art piece I'm entering in a competition. While I was there, I also got a new reference book and 2 new sketchbooks (I love you, mum <3). When I got home I thought "Hey, I should go draw something because I have a new sketchpad!"

Nope.

Stupid pencils.


That is all.