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Dear Iris,
This is a bit difficult for me to explain, but Abner is refusing to come out of his/her emo corner. I've known this for some time now, but I became increasingly aware of the matter when I discovered the internets while your Kismesis (???) and I saw Deirdre write a fanfiction about an innocent bystander. I'm sure you're sober enough to comprehend how important it is to brush twice a day. I'm making Katia return the genesis frog , but she insists on keeping the Jersey Shore DVDs as a memory.

Bring me a Monster and I am yours forever,
Thayer


 How to complete it:


Dear [person who tagged you/you stole this from/your watchers/whoever]
This is a bit difficult for me to explain, but 1_____ 2_____. I've known this for some time now, but I became increasingly aware of the matter 3_____while 4_____ and I saw 5_____ 6_____ 7_____. I'm sure you're 8_____ enough to comprehend 9_____. I'm making 10_____ return 11_____, but he/she insists on keeping 12_____ as a memory.

13_____,
[Your username/name]

1) A character from Iris' novel

2) Favorite fruit?
Apples - Is going to attempt to murder you tonight
Pears - And you are getting married
Oranges - Thinks your blood is delicious
Bananas - And you are related
Cherries - Is actually a unicorn
Peaches - Is the monster living under your bed
Apricots - Is refusing to come out of his/her emo corner
Grapes - Fell down two-hundred flights of stairs
Dragonfruit - Is allergec to your earlobes
Starfruit - Is responsible for your lost pokemon game
Craisins - Is about to burn your house down
Dinosaur Eggs (yes that is a legit fruit name) - Broke into your house and stole your parents
Watermelon - Confiscated ALL your money and spent it at Olive Garden
Other - Wants to play a "game" with you

3) What color shirt are you wearing?
White - Three seconds ago
Black - Ten years ago
Yellow - Last night
Red - When I read Homestuck for the first time
Blue - When you learned how to do long division
Green - The day before I was born
Orange - When I discovered the internets
Purple - Last Christmas
Other - On April Fool's day

4) Your horoscope sign?
Aries - With your Kismesis
Taurus - Under your bed
Gemini - In your stairwell
Cancer - With Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
Leo - On a faygo crash
Virgo - In prison
Libra - On a sugar high
Scorpio - In your dream bubble
Sagittarius - At the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
Capricorn - Being stabbed by Jack
Aquarius - In a castle far away where no one can hear you *beepbeepbeepbeep* soup *beepbeepbeep* with a bucket of *beepbeepbeep* and a stick of dynamite
Pieces - Drawing "art" for Caliborn

5) Favorite Character of mine/Iris

6) What color are your socks?
White - Throw mashed potatoes at
Black - Violently murder
Yellow - Drop a piano on
Red - Engage in a pillow fight with
Blue - Write fanfiction about
Green - Defenestrate
Orange - Win a Pokemon battle against
Purple - Sell "potions" to
Other - Engage in ministrife with

7) What is your eye color?
Grey - My matesprite
Blue - My moirail
Hazel - Andrew Hussie
Green - An innocent bystander
Brown - EVERYONE

8) What is you hair color?
Black - Man
Brown - STRONG
Blonde - Crazy
Redhead - Sober
Dyed - Drunk

9) Which one of these foods is your favorite?
Sandwhiches - That I cannot put up with your time shenanigans any longer
Pasta - How important it is to brush twice a day (x)
Salad -That putting toast on your feet *will* make you hover
Pizza - That I warned you about stairs, bro
Seafood - How much I want to tear your arms off
Chicken - That Con Air is simply the best there is

10) Second Favorite Character of mine/Iris'

11) What month were you born in?
January - Your Faygo
February - Your copy of MLP
March - your pokéball
April -  The genesis frog
May - The Tumor
June - your mom
July - Lil Romeo
August - Casey
September - Your scottie dogs
October - Your mail
November - Your chalk
December - Your fancy Santas

12) Favorite kid in OHSHC?
Mori - Your moldy piece of cheese
Honey - Your dirty fanfics
Tamaki - That old bottle of apple juice
Kaoru - Your dog
Hikaru - Your mustache
Kyoya - Your arms
Haruhi - His/her common sense
Other - All the irons in the fire

13) Current mood?
Happy - Go join the irons in the fire
Depressed - tumut
Bored - Let's play a game
Nervous - Good luck not being killed by Hussie
Excited - Go take a long walk off a short staircase
Other - Bring me a Monster and I am yours forever (x)

DO THIS.
Enjoy!

That is all.