Oh, Lordy.

In Geometry, we have to write a paper, story, poem, or song about quadrilaterals. I couldn't think of anything, and this is what happened, good lord. Enjoy an excerpt from my math paper. And don't copy, because I'm totally using this.

I can’t think what to write and it’s irritating. I wish I could just find every think I ever thought and just put them all in front of me and give them each a black eye for abandoning me in my time of need. I need to write a paper and I don’t know how to write it, so all I can do now is blabber on about how I don’t know what to write. I could waddle over to Hannah and she could help me with a story, all about quadrilaterals and how they have a tough time with life because they’re all squares. Or rather, a bunch of limericks that go something to the effect of:

If I woke up one day a square

Every part of myself would be fair

My sides would be same

90° is my aim

My diagonals would bisect an angle pair.

But hey, I can’t because a.) She’s not here, and b.) My brain won’t go, and it doesn’t listen to reason. I’d like to write a story, maybe. About parallelograms in general, I guess, but the main character (a rectangle) picks a fight with a rhombus. It might have gone something like this: